Ek bar Santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya. Banta bahut paresan ho gaya or bola, yar Santa aapni ladki jab jawan hogi to ladke ise chherenge. Santa bola, main iska bhi hal nikal chuka hun, Banta bola, woh kya? Santa: Maine ladki ka naam Didi rakh diya hai...
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Pappu: No.
