A woman is watching the news on TV and they are reporting live from a helicopter about a man driving down the highway going the wrong way. All the other cars are swerving all over the place trying to avoid hitting this guy.
She calls her husband to warn him as he knows that he travels on that highway at this time.
She says to him, "There's this crazy driver on the highway going the wrong direction."
He replies emphatically, "Just one, hell there's a whole bunch of them going the wrong way."
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Pappu: No.
