A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:
Policeman: "Tumne beech road pe bus Kyun rok di?" Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi todta! Woh samne dekho likha hai "Bus Stop" Toh humne rok diya...
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything
Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Pappu: No.
