|Diner: You advertised that this restaurant is under the new management but I see the same manager is still here.|
Waiter: Yes sir, but our owner married yesterday.
|Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married.|
Boyfriend: That's OK, but who will marry us?
|Teacher to girl:Why are you late?|
Girl: One boy was following me sir.
Teacher: So what?
Girl : The boy was walking very slow sir!
|Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.|
Banta: Who ?
Santa: I don't know how she got my number. She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "Please recharge your card."
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